every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
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you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
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people tell me i look young for my age but i dont care i live my life this is who i am
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“yeah.. you’re real cute!! you’re like man’s best friend” *dog looks down in disappointment* he’s been friendzoned by man yet again…
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